Well its about that time again, MY BIRTHDAY yea yea I know one year older but none the wiser, oh I am still going to make the same mistakes only this time I am going to do them the right way. So if you guys like to join me let me know its Friday May 19, hope to hear from you guys and I promise to behave (wink wink)
Well everybody have been asking me, How was my trip? Well Chad and I got there and did not know what to do. We where staying in a penthouse suit at The Palms so I took a nap later that afternoon we went to the spa at the Mandolin Bay they have that best I mean best spa in town, after dinner we went to the bar in the hotel, I did not know what happen after that. next day We went to a gay resort I think it was the blue moon (I think). That’s when we meet two guys from London in town for a holiday as they called it I told them I was a teacher from Chicago (sorry Raul) after a couple of drinks later they dared Chad and I to get naked and jump in the pool after an other drink I said what the fuck I have nothing to be ashamed about and I have nothing they have not seen before so we did it. But I had to get back Sleazy Sue was meeting us that night so I had to say good bye to the two Brits (I forgot their names) oops. later that night Chad,Sue,and I went to the Tropicana to see Chad’s aunt (she is a showgirl there) we never saw the show really we whee back stage trying on the costumes. well I have to run but I will tell you what happen next it involved bartenders fire and a lot of foam
Well as you all know I have not kept in touch and I am sorry for that. Know you all know I can’t stand being in doors for long so my friend Chad and I are going to Vegas next week. yea we are running away to be showgirls, So if I call in the middle of the night don’t answer I might be drunk
We have all done it, admit it. After a night of drinking and terrorizing the town we find ourselves lying in bed with the phone in our hands. But the worst is when you call an ex and really tell then the truth, like he is a lying cheating good for nothing son of a bitch and his dick really isn’t that big like he said it is. But even worst is when you tell them you still love then and want then back. I have only done that one once and thank god he lives in L.A now. now drunk dialing should not be confused with a booty call, and never have phone sex when you’re drunk, all that slurring it ends up feeling like your freshmen year french class. I have two friends who drunk email. To me that is bad because it means that you had to think about it and sit down and write it out instead of just hitting a button on your cell. that is why my friend Raul turns off his computer when he is going out drinking so he won’t instant message his boyfriend and send him nasty messages. But my friend Sherri drunken emailed her ex that she has not spoken to in 3 years and what I fine funny is that she was with her friends at the time and they did not try to stop her. what kind of friends are those. I would never let a friend of mine make an ass of themselves. But he did email her back. So the next time you are out and about turn off your cell or leave it at home save yourself the shame and embarrassment to go with that hangover in the morning.
Well this past few weeks have been busy with work going out with friends. I am still go out the spanking lawyer but I don’t see anything further in that, now Mr. Vegas is cool(Josh) and I kind of like him. But all of you like the ”good on paper guys" that here’s and other one. I meet him in the being of this year at a fund raiser for child care. I will call him Dr.Dick He is a Doctor at Northwestern hospital we went out a couple of times when he invited me to a dinner party at his place everything was fine, his friends are really cool and just loved me after they left we started making out (we was so good) he had a really nice body but his dick did not get hard but it was not that soft either. The problem was that his dick was really big( I mean really big). he said in his Dr. voice that he has a bad blood circulation and not enough blood goes to his penis so to get it hard you have to really squeeze the base of this dick to keep it hard. long story short it was to much work for that so I told him that I was not really looking for a long term relationship and ended it. I friend of mine said that when I get fucked I really get fucked.
It’s been a busy week last week,so sorry if I had not called. It all stared on Tuesday when I got a call from the spanking lawyer asking if I would like to to a fund raiser on Friday night for the gay games. I said OK only because I wanted to meet what they are calling "the three-way threat". His name is James Platt, he plays football,softball,volleyball (and he is really cute) that and Sasha told me he drives a classic black Ashton Martin. It was a busy week at work so I forgot all about it until Thursday morning that I was looking in my closet and was looking at a closet full of nothing to wear,so I spent the hole morning shopping. When Friday came Rob came to pick me up at in his infamous car, he ask me what I thought about it. So I told he what I think about men who buy big muscle cars. If a man is over 45 and buys one,he is having a mid life crises and if he is under 45 he has a small penis and wants to compensate with a powerful car. He stared to laugh and said he did not have that problem (he does,just don’t tell him). The night went OK until he spend the whole night arguing if other lawyers about nothing, so I went around the party making friends and I did meet "the three-way threat" He is so nice and cute BUT he has a boyfriend that he lives with. So I went to the bar where I knew the bartender we are old friends form way back,so we were talking about old times when I was interrupted by a very tall,dark,and handsome man. his name is Josh Staver,he works for Staver & Ganisberg Investments. He asked me why was I going out if and asshole cocky motherfucker blowhard? I told him it was not serious and then he ask me for drinks. I said OK so tonight I am meeting him for drinks I will let you guys know how it went.
This weekend was kind off tame, I went out with Rob. He asked me out last week but I was busy with work. I have known him for about a year now, He is 32 a lawyer for some big law firm in town that my friend Sasha worked for (that’s how we meet). I ran into him at the East Bank club one day after my tennis class he ask me out to dinner I said no (not because I did not find him cute,He is hot but I heard that he has a short temper) Finally a said yes. We went to a Moroccan place on the river east of town. I had a really nice time we talked about everything and anything, That’s when Rob told he Grecian pottery and asked if I would like to see them? (what the hell I said yes). He lives on the 40Th floor on tower #3 of the presidential towers (very nice) buy it kind of reminded me of the apartment in American phyco. After he showed me his collection he asked me to spank him? (what the fuck?) I told him that I have never spanked anyone before. He said he has seen me play tennis and that I will be fine. Now I like to think that I am a try anything type of guy so I said what the hell lets do it but he did not want to have sex (fine with me). We wen tin to his room where he had a paddle that he had in collage(he’s a frat guy). So I asked him how he likes it? well he said with my boxers first then bare ass with my hand then with the paddle. OK so I stated he loved it so much he wanted it harder. I thought I could not do it,but them I remember my friend Angelic told me once when that happens imagine beating the shit out of you ex-boyfriend that cheated on you(so I did). I beat the shit out of the bastard. His ass was so red he could not sit down and you guys should have heard what I was calling him it would have made a sailor blush. He ask to do it again next month I would have to think about it I told him. I fine it kind of weird that this very powerful attorney likes to get humiliated like that.
About a couple of weeks ago I meet this guy named Art. He is kind of a nerd works in software and real estate. Why I say he is good on paper because he is he loves to go out to nice restaurants,plays, he is smart,funny has a kick ass apartment. Its a loft in the Fulton meat packing district with hard wood floors expose brick,walls floor to ceiling window with panoramic views of the Chicago sky line,marble kitchen and bathrooms. (Its the loft of my dreams) So last week he called and asked me out to dinner at Moto (how could I say no) we had a nice time funny that the restaurant was right around his place. He ask if I wanted to go up for a drink? (I never turn down a drink) I said yes. we stared making out and then we went to his room, I was going to spend the night but I could not. Actually we never finish having sex. He was bad i mean bad, He just lay there like a moaning corpse. Why is he like that? haven’t anybody told he what to do? He is such a nice guy. why is it that a good on paper guys are bad in bed?
Well it that time again to vote for you favorite bartender, Now for the people who know me, know that a am no stranger to the bar stool. So if you are going to vote on metro mix I say if Judge from patterinos is there vote from him. I love his Manhattans but my all time favorite will have to be Kelly at Hotel 71 best gin martinis in the city sure they are 12 bucks but it only takes 2 and I am fucked (when does that happen,Me drunk on 2 drinks?) and lets not forget Joy from Roscoe’s anything he does is good (just ask my friend Raul) so vote and vote now and don’t forget the party Nov 26
Fuck buddies……We all then maybe 2 or 3, but their is one that stands out. His name is Richard. We met like 6 years ago one drunken night when I was 21 (I think) I have not talked to him in a while so one day last month I was bored and restless and I decided to call him. He ask what "I was doing that night and if I can come over?" I said "yes". I was kind of scared to see him again its was a while since I have seen him but I hoped he was the same. He was 6′2 210lbs(of solid muscle) bl/bl he was hot. when I got to hos place he was just like I remembered. We made small talk about what have we been up too, then we stated making out, he took off his clothes and then something did change, he shaved all this hair off (it was kind of hot,OK really hot) . You will be surprise to know he was wearing a cock ring too. now Richard is a really shy guy but when he is fucking you he is the nasty-est demanding man you have known. He really makes you feel like a slut. But I have a confession to make….. I have one at work to he is the head of maintenance at our office building we meet maybe once a week in one of the empty office spaces in the building, one night I was working late when Steve came in and we had sex in my bosses desk to this day no one knows.
